$ whoami
Colin Ulmer
Software engineer. I write about distributed systems and databases — consensus, storage engines, and the failure modes nobody warns you about.
// SWE · between roles · ex-Meta, ex-Microsoft
$ ls ./links
→ blog/ — technical writing ↗ github — @culmer-dev ↗ linkedin — /in/colin-ulmer ↗ resume.pdf — download
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colin.jpeg ● seattle, wa